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There are two elements to the CoD:BO trailer which I find highly suspect, one is the voice of the person who is apparently torturing the main character, ‘double the voltage when he regains consciousness’, sounds a lot like Makarov, but that just might be the soft spoken yet evil nature of the voice. The other  [ Read More ]

How Spartan is Made

Posted by optimaldestructor On April 28, 2010 1 COMMENT

When will they make this into a movie!? Login

Transformers Spooging Little Girls? The Japanese Went There

Posted by optimaldestructor On April 26, 2010 10 COMMENTS
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There’s not much to say about this so I’ll just say it: Transformers: Kiss Players is an offshoot of the Transformers universe where little girls kiss transformers which gain powers, eat the little girl, do whatever it is they want to, then effectively spooge out the little girl. Strange as the toy line started off  [ Read More ]

Earthworm Jim: HD Remake Announced, Groovy!

Posted by optimaldestructor On April 20, 2010 2 COMMENTS
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The original and super awesome Earth Worm Jim is getting a HD remake, apparently alot of people think they’re the biggest Earth Worm Jim fan. Get the latest Flash Player to see this player. [Javascript required to view Flash movie, please turn it on and refresh this page] document.getElementById(“player2″).style.display = “”; var s2 = new  [ Read More ]

Achievement Unlocked

Posted by optimaldestructor On April 9, 2010 42 COMMENTS
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If there is a hell I’m going to be spending some time there for laughing at this. 1Login

Tiger Woods 11 Screenshots

Posted by optimaldestructor On April 8, 2010 22 COMMENTS

Some screenshots from Tiger Woods 11 have been leaked! via South Park. Login

Pacman Explained

Posted by optimaldestructor On April 6, 2010 21 COMMENTS

Putting Pacman in context.. 1Login

But What if it Red Rings?

Posted by optimaldestructor On April 2, 2010 1 COMMENT

Computer Choppers are offering gold plated Xbox 360s and Playstation 3s which are valued at… quite a bit higher than their inferior none gold plated variants. The Xbox 360 version costs $4,999 USD but does not come with any additional protection against the red ring of death. Now if only they could make an Xbox  [ Read More ]

Oh Infinity Ward, How Could You Screw Us All Over Like This?

Posted by optimaldestructor On April 2, 2010 32 COMMENTS

With Bad Company 2 DLC being free it would have been nice if MW2 paid DLC would be far superior. But alas, MW2 DLC is repackaged Modern Warfare 1 maps with a crappier look. IW is meant to be makingĀ  a game about warfare but the graphics on the maps seem to suggest it’s about  [ Read More ]

Laws of Physics? Who Needs That? I have a Grapple Hook!

Posted by optimaldestructor On March 27, 2010 1 COMMENT

The Just Cause 2 grapple hook, it doesn’t seem to know physics exist and people do not typically survive aerial drops. Awesome. 1Login

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